I made a blog for my dreams...

...Because they're so fucked up sometimes that they just deserve their own writing place. These are straight from my mind at the time of day that it does it's finest work. In a way, this madness could teach you more about my emotions/thoughts than I could even tell you.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Disaster with boyfriend's mom's car!

It was a lazy afternoon. Friends were over at my house which was next to the river. They were all asleep. I walked outside and saw my boyfriend's dad. They lived next door to us. We conversed about something for a moment and then I went and sat in my boyfriend's mom's van writing or drawing or something.
I looked up and saw that his dad had come back from eating out. I thought how much I wanted to do that. So I decided to drive down there where he had come from and get a snack.
But there was a problem- I tried to drive but I was in the passenger seat! I kept switching between the passenger seat and the very back seat. And the car started driving off by itself! I tried to pull the emergency break but I just couldn't find it and so I ran the car to the side of the road hoping the rougher surface would make it come to a stop. But it just rolled over into a retention pond and ended up upside down.
I climbed out of it, panicking. This was all my fault! Now his mother would be furious with me! But then some African tribesmen appeared. A woman started chanting. They helped me by rolling the car right side up, lifting it by it's tires and carrying it back next to the road.
I thanked them and went over to my boyfriend's sister-in-law who was standing next to a doorway, "Where's the car?"
"It's over there," She pointed into the doorway down a hall. I saw the car then. I walked toward it intending to inspect the damage. Then the sister-in-law's double drove away with the car. She and I laughed because the car was a funny shape (cylinder) and for some reason she said the word, "beanstalk," or "greenbean,"

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