I made a blog for my dreams...

...Because they're so fucked up sometimes that they just deserve their own writing place. These are straight from my mind at the time of day that it does it's finest work. In a way, this madness could teach you more about my emotions/thoughts than I could even tell you.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Mom Held Ransom and I'm a Cannibal :/

My mom was kidnapped and held ransom. For some reason this caused me to have to go to the bank. I went and tried to open an account. But as soon as I got there they all went on lunch break. I was looking for something there. A man who worked there was my friend and he tried to get me into the kitchen. But the other employees saw us and assumed we were sneaking away to make out. There ended up being some kind of disaster and we had to evacuate the building. So we all evacuated into these woods and hiked around for a bit.

Later I was trying to make a desert of some kind using a cake filled with raspberry filling and human remains (both of them I kept in the refrigerator). My boyfriend caught me doing this and I was embarrassed. However, he misunderstood and thought I was trying to get a piece of cake for him and told me how his friend had already given him a HUGE piece of cake in a HUGE, heavy bowl/cup. I woke up then.

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